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doctorwho:

GPOY The End of Series Six Plus Three Weeks Edition

theonlysanewoman:

Truuuuuueeeeee.

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When you hate the cold so much you take certain steps in your life to avoid cold situations. You miss out on events and other happenings because it is either 1) taking place on a cold night outside, or 2) taking place on a night with a touch of cold and you are nervous that your sweater won’t be warm enough. You do not fear the alarm clock, you fear the cold burst of air that will flow over your body once you pull the comforter off your body. You don’t hate showering, but you hate the feeling of stepping out of the shower and towelling off so you either a) blow-dry your body before your hair, or b) install a sauna next to your shower.
You also find yourself in a sweatshirt while others are wearing bathing suits and you stare in disbelief at how cold they must be!

“I didn’t go meet my girlfriends out at the Marina tonight because I had too much cold anxiety!”

“Why are you late for work?”
“My cold anxiety kept me in bed too long!”

“Why are you wearing a jacket in the summer?”
“Cold anxiety!”

This is way more accurate than I care to admit. I personally don’t believe in weather below 60 degrees. Once it hits that point, the layers pile on. It doesn’t matter if it’s 58 degrees or -2, I will bundle up and shiver in the corner.

Hell, I shivered walking the 15 feet to my door from my friend’s apartment, and wore a sweatshirt and pants to bed 20 minutes later. IN EARLY SEPTEMBER.

I am the ultimate personification of this word.

something-even-lighter-than-air:

legit analogy is legit

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EVERY. DAY. OF. MY. BLOODY. LIFE.

ACCURATE DIAGRAM IS ACCURATE.

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illwearthatdress-:

• ‘There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.’
• ‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’
• [‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’
• ‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’
• ‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words My Sweetheart round your neck?’
• ‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’

^^^exactly.

 I may or may not have used one or two of these in real life…

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blamehbc:

“I can never rely on Tim to make me pretty…” - Helena Bonham Carter on Tim Burton.

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