“What about that shadowy place?”
“That’s the Republic of Ireland. You must never go there.”
omfg
(via captainhollyshort)
“What about that shadowy place?”
“That’s the Republic of Ireland. You must never go there.”
omfg
(via captainhollyshort)
Pulis jumping.
They’re just so funny looking.oh my god it’s a flying mop
reblogging in case of sad
alistair these dogs let’s get them
they look like dogs exploding in the most hilarious of ways
(Source: foxiestgrandpa, via linear-relationships)
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
I actually like number 8. I would probably say something weird like that.
(via captainhollyshort)

I’m fucking cRYING.
Omg.
but why
(via linear-relationships)
saying “i run a blog” makes it sound so legit
like you’re in charge of a really important project or something
“oh yeah, i run a blog centering around the analysis of symbolism in popular television and how those symbols reflect the modern cultural mindset; specifically, the controversy surrounding physical/emotional homoeroticism and its reception with the masses”
kidding, i mostly just cry and talk about butts
(via linear-relationships)

YESThe Gay Agenda
The Gay Agenda revealed at last.
-chokes-
(via linear-relationships)
I just can’t. I give up. This is so freaking beautiful. I had no idea I wanted it but now I can’t live without it. My emotions are everywhere and my brain is crying. This. Just this.
This.
(via captainhollyshort)
Uh, sooo I just had a pretty trippy dream.
- I was back in 6th grade math, exploring my graphing calculator
- when suddenly two men saunter on in to the classroom:
- Christopher Eccleston, wearing Nine’s jacket and a pair of American flag boxers and
- Matt Smith, rocking a fluffy lime green bath robe and a blue fez.
- Chris demanded that my teacher get up, so that they could sit on top of her desk.
- Oh and he spoke with a slight Jamaican accent.
- Matt told us to start asking them both questions about Doctor Who.
- Oh and he spoke with a slight Australian accent.
- My classmates and I asked ‘em questions about the show for a while -
- which despite this being the year 2000 -
- we all totally knew and loved.
- The only question I remember now was:
- “Who is your favorite companion?”
- Both said Wilfred Mott.
- Finally, they announced that the Q & A was over.
- They had some unfortunate news:
- David Tennant died.
- He apparently fell off the top of a ferris wheel.
- Chris and Matt were traveling around to every classroom on the planet to personally deliver the news.
- They handed us each a stuffed animal (mine was a purple raccoon),
- gave my teacher a hug,
- and left.
So basically, I learned that David Tennant should avoid carnival rides. Even seeing a patriotic-boxers-wearing/Jamaican-accented Christopher Eccleston and a bathrobed, Australiany Matt Smith isn’t worth the pain.


Look at what my friend Ryan bought me! A Doctor Who book! I’m going to have fun reading this at work tomorrow!